Urban Dare 2008 - Philadelphia Qualifier

Two days, two urban adventures! Not the best recipe for a relaxing weekend, but I was able to make it up that morning – the shoes still fit – and get powered up for another day of running around the city. My partner today was Ryan, another first-timer. We met at the starting location, the Irish Memorial at Front and Chestnut Streets, as the weather gods once again smiled on us. The extra layer of protection that the Urban Dare shirt provided was quite nice (as opposed to the shock of no High Trek shirt until the end on Saturday). After greeting Kevin and signing in, we waited for the start. Apparently, quite a few teams had found my site and thanked me for posting the past few years’ courses (and some complimented my logo – thanks Joe!). We somehow became the team to beat!

Only one team was still AWOL, so Kevin started the race. We assembled in the four starting squares and Kevin read the first question, which was: which of the four states listed was not a Commonwealth (like Pennsylvania is). Ryan and I correctly guessed Louisiana (aren’t they still a territory?!) so we left with the first (and big) group. After a small (literal) pileup at the paper-hander-outer, we were off!

This was the first year that Kevin did not have the questions ordered in sequence, so we needed to determine all the locations before setting off. I think that’s a great idea since it brings more strategy into play (the beginners feel the urge to just start running somewhere, while the vets realize that early planning leads to less heartbreak at the end). The clues were not too difficult, which was good since one of my two helpers was nowhere to be found! Thank goodness for Mary (for me) and Haroon (for Ryan). We got about all the locations set in maybe 10 minutes, and then quickly determined the best course. There were no random dares (like, for instance, find five Ben Franklins, or something else that could be anywhere in the city), so we didn’t need to focus on anything between the actual locations.

Our first stop was Dave & Busters (an easy anagram to unscramble) where Ryan had to top 24 in Sureshot basketball and I topped 230 in Skeeball (which took two tries). A lot of teams started here, so the place was full of blue shirts. Nothing like running at top speed through the winding corridors inside D&Bs. We shot out of the place and realized that Callowhill would be best way under I 95. From there it was a quick trip to the Painted Bride (which I was very familiar with) and onto the Betsy Ross House. That clue was the first real person on a Pez dispenser, which I believe Mary confirmed for us. After that, it was a short trip to the Jewish American Museum and the monument to Jonathan “Yuri” Netanyahu. We seemed to be moving at a good clip and not seeing too many other teams.

It was a quick run up Market Street and into the Reading Terminal Market. I made a beeline for the center food court, but only found the pig statue (definitely not a sucker, maybe a suckling) After quickly wandering the halls, we ended up at the candy place just across from the Down Home Diner – the biggest suckers were hidden in the back, but we got them in the photo. We ran into one-half another team (Tim from X Factor), so we knew they were close. Leaving the market, we ran up Market Street to get the photo of the Mother’s Day plaque – finally someone used this in a race! We had over half of the locations done!

JFK Plaza held our second dare, the dreaded find the letters/points to spell some word. The assistant said we could pick any word and held out the sheet – which of course had the point totals next to each word! We had “barnacles,” which I knew from the sheet was 121 points, but just to be honest we actually found all the letters and sure enough they were worth 121 points (the “a,” for instance, was 17 points). Even better, we were the first team there!

Ryan and I ran along the Parkway to the Boy Scout building, next to the Franklin Institute, and got out photo with the Boy Scout statue. It was at that point that I noticed the next location was not the statue at Green and Fairmount, but it’s present day location. Oops! A quick call to Mary and Haroon went in our favor, since the statue was now even closer - directly across the road from the Art Museum. Our third dare awaited us – tossing a ball closest to a cone. It actually isn’t a contest unless you are playing against someone from another team… but no matter. We tossed the balls and got our card stamped. I believe we were only the third team there, so I’m not sure how that happened.

We ran back down the Parkway and hit a big break. The 32 bus was stuck in traffic entering the Franklin Institute garage, so we could get to Winter Street in time to jump on and take a much needed moving break to 18th and Market Streets. Rejuvenated, we jumped off the bus and headed to Rittenhouse Square using the same route that Nick and I had the day before. We found the frog and took our second-to-last picture! Some teams had done this earlier in the race, but they had to run along the Schuylkill to the next location. We had another great – super! – break, when I spotted the 21 bus coming along Walnut Street. We got to 19th in time to catch it and rested again until we hit 30th Street.

At 30th Street, we jumped off and raced over to 30th Street Train Station. After a photo with the memorial angel in the center court, we scampered over to the food court to each play Connect Four with another assistant. We waited a bit while another team challenged him, and then took our turn. Ryan played one board and I the other. Luckily, we both won on the first game, got our stamp and raced to the subway. I’m pretty sure we just missed a train, so we had to wait for a while.

While waiting, two other teams (Rebecca & Tim, and Lisa & Margy) showed up – oh no, shades of yesterday! Luckily, Rebecca and Tim still had one location to go, so we only had Lisa and Margy to duel in a foot race. The train arrived – and thankfully no more teams! – so we boarded the cars. Ryan and I spent the time stretching when out of the blue the other “finished” team, Lisa and Margy, jumped off the subway at 11th Street! I called out to them and they replied that they had forgotten to get the picture at 30th Street! Kevin was very clever to embed two instructions at that location – the photo and Connect Four – and at least one team had not noticed it (more on that later). So, it was us and Rebecca and Tim, who had to jump off at 5th Street. I correctly figured that there was no way they could get off there, get a picture and arrive anywhere close to us (we were getting off at 2nd Street, then running to Buffalo Billiards at 2nd and Chestnut).

The train stopped and 5th and I waved to them. We got off at 2nd and sprinted down the same side street that Nick and I did the day before to arrive first at the place! Our last dare was hitting a bulls-eye. Ryan had a couple iffy throws, so we decided –since we had to use one board – that I would throw and he would relay the darts. I nailed the bulls-eye on the second dart and it was all over!

Rebecca and Tim came in a while later and hit the bulls-eye. They asked about Lisa & Margy, and when I explained the forgotten picture at the train station, they realized that they had done the same thing! After a brief discussion, they bagged going back. It was a full 20 minutes before the next team (Lisa and Katie) came in (who apparently ran the whole thing!), so they got 2nd and the other team got a 25 minute penalty for 3rd. After another long wait, the “we went back” team, Lisa & Margy, arrived for 4th. Ryan and I enjoyed beer from our wonderful bartender Kristin as teams continued to flow in. It was quite some time before the last team arrived – they had eaten a few times, had some beers and walked the dog during the race (?). The awards were given out and we headed home triumphant!